Found December 22, 2012 on Atlantic Twine:
Splash News Photo By now most basketball fans have heard of Kris Humphries. He’s the most hated player in the league and is known for more off-the-court than he is at the Barclays Center. His 24-second shot-clock wedding with Kim Kardashian brought him more fame and attention than I’m sure the Minnesota native ever wanted. Well, Hump was back in the news Wednesday night at a local New York City club, and again, for anything other than basketball reasons. “He was trying to talk to every girl in there and was getting turned down by every girl he spoke to,” eyewitnesses told the Daily News’ gossip contributor Marianne Garvey. It appears that basketball arenas around the country aren’t the only place Hump gets ridiculed. Wednesday night Kris heard enough Kanye West music to drive him crazy, says the New York Daily News’ gossip section. Well, Hump had enough of Kanye’s hits by 4 a.m. when he took matters into his own hands. “He took a bottle of Patron that he didn’t pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs,” says the source. “Not only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying.” Poor Hump. Linkage: New York Daily News Article
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