Interview about fallen trees from storm damage leads to arrest for public nudity…Arkansas
Eons from now, when humanity is wiped from this planet by a large meteor, or a new ice age, or some other extinction level event that has been portrayed in a movie starring Morgan Freeman, whatever life form that comes to inhabit this planet after we’re gone will find the above footage. This will serve as the central point of reference for them in understanding the area of the world once known in the time of man as Arkansas. It will be a completely accurate portrayal.
Eighty-three-year-old Eva Halpain and her partner John Manassel were in the midst of explaining to a local TV news crew how a falling tree had destroyed their house during a storm when their eyes suddenly widened.
‘What is this out there that we got?’ John asked, peering out to the end of the driveway.
What they had, in fact, was a man who had just emerged from the woods stark naked...