We’re 3-1, *******! We beat Bowling Green 37-0! Woo! However, do you think I am completely happy with that result? If you guessed yes, then you don’t read this blog enough, should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. If you guessed no, then you win some lint from my pocket and a free mustache ride. Only kidding. That’s disgusting. Anyway, here are my post-game thoughts from this week’s win over Bowling Green. Hit. The. Jump. NOW.
Better effort from the defense, but still not the typical lunch pail crew we’re used to seeing. Where’s the mean streak? Where is all the hitting? No offense, Bud, but your boys look more like prancing ballerinas than football players. As Jimmy McGinty would say, “You’ve got to have heart. Miles and miles of heart.” Outside of Fuller and Jarrett, we just don’t have it. Where's Shane Falco when you need him most? Plus, our secondary is just awful… HEART.
Speaking of our secondary, Bowling Green had plenty of opportunity to put up 14-2...