Billy thought it would be a good idea to dress up as a drum to attend the Purdue game last weekend. Clearly, Billy has no friends.
screencap, as always, courtesy of the fabulous @bubbaprog
I have a hard time believing that if he had friends, he never would have made it to the game in such a ridiculous getup. Also, the guy next to him is essentially taunting him by turning to him asking for high fives. Billy can’t raise his arms, bro. He doesn’t appreciate your celebratory hand slapping requests. But I do.
I’m also not entirely sure how Billy got into the stadium in this monstrosity. As previously stated, he doesn’t have use of his upper body, and it’s tough to tell how restrictive the lower part of the drum is, but I’m assuming Billy had a tough time walking, not to mention climbing the stairs. It doesn’t really look like he can see over the front of his costume to see where he’s stepping.
I highly doubt he can sit down, which may be fine during the game, but how did he get to the stadium? The easiest explanation is that he brought the stupid costume with him and changed before going into the game, but getting into this thing looks like it’s probably a two person job. Either Billy boy lost a bet, or he thinks Johnny High Five over there is a much better friend than he actually is.
To be fair, I’m not really clear on the way things are done at Purdue, but I wouldn’t let my friend make an idiot of himself at a football game being broadcast on national television. Mostly because if I’m sitting with him, I don’t want to look like I’m friends with a ******* dressed like a drum or look like I’m the douche canoe that let him do it.
I don’t condone this behavior. And lefty thinks y’all are lying about that ******* drum anyway.