Found November 01, 2011 on
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Twitter is great for breaking news... and also for hashtags that have the capability to immediately mock said breaking news. Yesterday, it was reported (shockingly) that Kim Kardashian's marriage ended after 72 DAYS to otherwise anonymous NBAer Kris Humphries. Against all odds, this marriage turned into a traveshamockery faster than you could say, well, traveshamockery. So much for the sanctity of marriage.
The trending tag that arose in light of this stunning news was #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage. Of course, there are way too many sports examples to let this pass by unnoticed. We thought of a couple, but also took to Twitter for your ideas as well. Below are Things Longer Than Kim's Marriage and the matching Twitter handles of our tweeps. As always, these are Real Tweets from Real People...
Joe Buck Live (awfulannouncing)
The Eagles Dream Team (rhymeswithfish)
Rush Limbaugh, NFL analyst (awfulannouncing)
Brett Favre's Retirements (CaptTouchback)
The XFL ...
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Radar - Kim Kardashian, citing "irreconcilable differences,” will file for divorce from husband Kris Humphries Monday after a mere 72 days of marriage, RadarOnline.com has learned.
Kim’s good friend, and producer of the Kardashian reality shows, Ryan Seacrest
tweeted confirmation of the news. “Yes, @KimKardashian is filing for
divorce this morning, touched...
Kim Kardashian is single again! Kim Kardashian is single again! Good heavens, this chick is a mess. She is going to set all types of records when it comes to dating athletes. Who’s next? My guess… Cam Newton. Seriously.
Anyway, Kim is part of an illustrious list of female celebrities who have dated many professional athletes. There are a select few who seemingly, like Bibi Jones...
Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from her husband, Kris Humphries, according to TMZ.com .
Marrying a Kardashian sister can provide its benefits and negatives. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian were paid around $18 million for the rights to their wedding 72 days ago. Split 50/50 that would be about 9 million each has earned for 103,680 minutes of marriage averaging out to $86.21/minute. Meanwhile, in his other career, Humphries...Read the Rest...
Finally! The Kim Kardashian divorce to Kris Humphries gets the coverage it deserves so we can take the break up more seriously. Thanks Taiwan!
All great things must come to an end. Unfortunately for Kim Kardashian, her marriage to NBA star Kris Humphries lasted a measly 72 days. Here are the top five streaks in sports that lasted longer than their holy union.
5. Julio César Chávez – 87 consecutive victories
Gretzky's streak of 51 consecutive games with at least one point is not likely to be threatened any time...