Found August 30, 2013 on The Other Paper:
A fan in the stands at Minute Maid Park came up with such creative dance moves, the Houston Astros sideline reporter tries to mimic them later to no avail. Mix in a little Voguing, a little Walk Like An Egyptian and a whole lot of attitude and you too could be dancing in your seat like this young woman. The Astros could have used a few moves themselves. They lost to the Mariners 3-2. Your browser does not support iframes.
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