Originally posted on Hall of Very Good  |  Last updated 9/26/13
Alright, this almost isn't funny anymore, but I'm going to try to remain supportive of whatever it is Sammy Sosa has going on.  It appears that the former big leaguer is still channeling the undead.  And, in the process...looking creepier and creepier.  But now, the zombie lookalike is not only trying to fool us with his skin color, but, well, now he's got blue eyes.  You know, that old yarn. Is the embattled slugger betting on MLB fans forgetting that he once looked, um, different?  I mean, I don't want to get into specifics here, but just a couple of weeks ago, Sosa re-emerged was his skin noticeably lighter.  Again. No one seems to really know what the 1998 National League MVP is doing to himself, but some have speculated he's bleaching his skin...others have suggested "skin rejuvenation". A while back the occasionally reputable MediaTakeOut.com even reported that the former slugger's skin had died. Any way you slice it, I'd suggest making sure he doesn't get anywhere near your brain.  Because, well, you know, zombies eat brains. Nevermind.
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