Clayton B. yesterday sent us a dispatch from his iPhone with the following message: “As a horns fan I enjoy sending you this link(.)”
So I open the link to find Texas A&M fan robbing a bank in San Antonio.
According to the San Antonio Express:
A $5,000 cash reward is being offered to anyone who helps police catch a man who recently robbed a West Side bank.
Police have released surveillance footage of a man they said robbed an IBC bank located in the 300 block of Southwest Loop 410 on Tuesday morning.
You might know this guy from his Johnny Football jersey or as the guy who won’t shut up about how A&M is going to dominate the SEC for years to come.
Scared to turn on your homie? We’ll do it and split the reward money with you. Just think, you’ll be able to buy A&M season tickets via the reward cash and your boy will never know you turned on him. Don’t forget, A&M gets Alabama at home in 2013.
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