Found January 19, 2012 on Throw The Flag:
[Written by Greg Dawkins - ParadigmShift35]If you’ve been buried alive for the past nine days, you may have missed it. But yes, after the BCS National Championship game, an incident occurred at the French Quarter Krystal. An LSU bro found himself passed out amidst a flurry of drunken celebratory University of Alabama fans. Shenanigans ensued. A Phenix City, Alabama fellow named Brian Downing pulled out his balls and humped the passed out guy. And in the Youtube age, yes the video went viral. And, as should be expected, people went bananas. Outrageous! Sexual Assault! Throw him under the jail! Throw away the key!Relax, y’all. Despite my personal opinion that drunken pranks are exactly that, allow me to explain why it’s none of the things the self-righteous media types have portrayed it to be. Yes, it’s a legal article, and I know it’s not a page turner, but if you’re one of those who are screaming at the top of your lungs with outrage, kindly continue reading. You just might learn so...
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