Originally written March 21, 2012 on Five Tool Tool:
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12) Thinks that with a just a bit more seasoning and better weapons at wideout, he can make everyone forget Jim Drucken- miller11) Like everyone else who plays for the Niners, is secretly... fond of the uniform's color scheme and logo10) Miami would rather sign David Garrard, which just isn't one of those sentences that you expect to read in English9) Can't wait to kill all of the fantasy twerps who draft Randy Moss anyway8) He could have gone to Cleveland, but that would have involved going to Cleveland7) After everything he's been through in this laundry, a few more weeks of ridicule and embarrassment is barely noticeable6) Making $8 million a year to not be a QB very often really isn't that bad of a gig5) Thinks he can hold off Colin Kaepernick for at least another month or two4) Jim Harbaugh made nice over the Peyton Manning thing by actually buying Smith lunch at Applebee's3) Accepts the idea that as soon as he beats Drew Brees in another playoff shootou...
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