Found January 12, 2013 on The Sports Bank:
PLAYERS: Barack Obama
More than 34,000 people signed an official petition asking President Barack Obama to build the Death Star, the moon sized space station with the ability to eradicate entire planets. Here are some hilarious excerpts from the Official White House Response to Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016. The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons: The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it. The Administration does not support blowing up planets. Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship? That’s quadrillion dollars if you’re counting the zeroes. Keep in mind, space is no longer just government-only. Private American companies, through NASA’s Commercial ...
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