Wisconsin Badger Depth and The Dreaded "Or"

Complete this sentence: "If you have two starting quarterbacks... " The Badgers' released the depth chart for the opener a few minutes ago and confirmed the fear raised by reports out of last night's practice.  Starting at quarterback?—"Scott Tolzien or Curt Phillips."—The two-headed monster rears its ugly head. Look, I understand the issue: Tolzien knows the offense better and throws a more polished ball.  Phillips offers some exciting possibilities with his running ability and it's been almost a week since he last threw four interceptions in scrimmage.  When you look at the lineup of receivers and tight ends, we need a quarterback who can sling it around a little.  So, Tolzien starts and the coaches will use Phillips in certain situations.  Meaning we have a two-headed quarterback.  My apologies for not expecting Phillips to be the next Tim Tebow, but I don't like this. But the show must go on.  As ...