Originally posted on Larry Brown Sports  |  Last updated 4/25/12

We’ve seen these YouTube proposals to professional athletes such as Ricky Rubio and Tim Tebow before. But never before have we seen one that reaches the sleazy and high-potential-for-a-cold-sore level that this one has.

That frizzy-haired and wanton lass in the (possibly fake) video below bills herself as “Mrs. Irrelevant” and has one mission and one mission only: to sleep with the last pick in this year’s NFL Draft. It’s pretty much the only thing somebody about to join the Colts can look forward to at this point.

“Whoever is this year’s Mr. Irrelevant is going to have himself a night … alone … with me,” she seductively declares. “And our time together, I guarantee you, will be anything but irrelevant.”

Sounds a lot more fun than a parade in Newport Beach.

I say, instead of that old dude, we have this chick announce the last pick in the draft.

H/T Off the Bench

This article first appeared on Larry Brown Sports and was syndicated with permission.

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