Found January 17, 2012 on
In case you forgot or were passed out that day, BC told you that WWE Diva Kelly Kelly was dating Dallas Stars’ defenseman Sheldon Souray. True, not the biggest of stories but you idiots seem to like wrestling – alot – so we have to tell you about Kelly’s birthday party over the weekend where her narcissism was turned into a cake with her likeness. The good news for us, Souray and his teammate Eric Nystrom tweeted about eating the boobs.
We’ll start with Souray:
This was my piece of cake… #mmmmm
Obviously referencing the photo below of his cake on a plate. Then we have Nystrom tweeting about eating cake boob.
Im still full. Think i got a right boob of cake!! #mmmmm
And of course Kelly had to reflect on the night.
Thanks to the love of my life @SSouray for the amazing birthday dinner and surprises this weekend,best birthday ever!
Best ever? You’re only 25. Wait until you hit 30 and Souray is broke. You’ll be wishing he wouldn’t have spent a fortune on that stupid cake. Nice boobs, t...
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After what seemed to be an easy win for the Red Wings last night in their 5-0 shelling of the Buffalo Sabres, Detroit is back at it again tonight vs the Dallas Stars. Tonight's game in Dallas kicks off a stretch of 5 games in 9 nights before Jimmy Howard and Pavel Datsyuk depart for the All-Star game in Ottawa.Puck drops at 8:30pm on FSDFollow the jump for more
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Detroit Red Wings (29-15-1, 59 pts) @ Dallas Stars (24-19-1, 49 pts)
7:30 PM CT, January 17, 2012
American Airlines Center, Dallas, Texas
Here we go again. Second night of a back-to-back with a tough team coming to town. The Stars' difficulties on these situations is well documented this year. Dallas is 0-6-0 in games like this so far on the year and have been outscored 24...
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