They can kill you slowly. Or quickly. Your choice. Hey, they're nice like that. Bill Self is nothing if not polite.
They can pound you like bread dough. They can chop you with little Ginsu knifes, the kind that never get dull or break.
They can go big. They can go small. They can cha-cha. They can waltz. Pick the record, Kansas will find a way to dance to it. That, and bash your skull in. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Value City Arena? Tough crowd. Previously unbeaten Michigan just fell there, by three, this past weekend to a salty Ohio State squad.
Kansas played there on December 22. And won by eight.
Colorado? The team that thought it had 15-1 Arizona beat in Tucson, save for that slightly controversial replay review? The Buffs visited the Jayhawks in Lawrence back on December 8.
Kansas clubbed em. By 36.
But when it comes the question of who should be No. 1 in the land now that Duke and Michigan are no longer among the ranks of the unbeaten don't take our word f...