Originally posted on The Cardinal Connect  |  Last updated 4/11/14
Each week throughout the off-season I plan to bring our readers a “fan fiction” story. This week we’ll document the infamous beef between the Van Treese family and Memphis head coach Josh Pastner. If you choose to believe that this story is factual rather than fiction, there will be no judgment from me. Once known as a sweet basketball playing Hoosier from Indianapolis, Indiana, fate conspired to make Stephan Van Treese fulfill his destiny.  Stephan began to develop special powers after being bitten by a radioactive janitor in high school.  He brought his newfound powers to the city of Louisville where he began his new life as the greatest superhero of all time, Janitorman.  Janitorman represents humility, teamwork, and respect, and he only stands for truth and justice.  Charged with cleaning up any and all messes, Janitorman thanklesslyS protects all of us.  These are the continuing adventures of Janitorman. It was a calm night on the campus of UofL as Janitorman strode past the cl...
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