This is, allegedly, AJ McCarron’s Yukon. I don’t know this for certain because, as you can see, he isn’t in the car in this picture. But, I think, given the vanity license plate and the #10s on the taillights, it’s safe to assume that this is indeed the Alabama quarterback’s truck (either that or somebody REALLY loves AJ McCarron). This car is apparently parked in the back of the Tuscaloosa Mall, the same Tuscaloosa Mall that houses “Ttown menswear”, a place of business, you might recall, has run afoul of the NCAA concerning its relationship with current Alabama football players from time to time.
Now, I am in no way insinuating that AJ MCarron is parking in the back of a mall so that the prying public won’t see him going in to Ttown Menswear to sign memerobilia in return for cash payment. That’d be presumptuous and reckless on my part for writing it and unfair on your part for assuming it. Maybe AJ McCarron really likes the hot pretzels served in the food court, or perhaps Hot Topic is having a sale on ironic tshirts that he just can’t pass up. It’s really for no one to say for sure and for us to only wildly speculate while we make fun of those taillight covers.
[HT: The Vent]
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