Jets Finally Sign Victor Gholston

I hear he's not as freakishly athletic as Vernon Gholston, but he's certainly earned a freakishly-athletic contract. It's bad enough that the headline spells out Victor when the name Vernon appears in the accompanying text; it's bad twice over when our esteemed copy editor[slash]headline writer labels him Victor in the photo caption. I wonder if Victor has a motor that never stops. He certainly sounds whiter than Vernon, which bodes well in that regard. [New York Daily News]