Found December 07, 2011 on Midwest Sports Fans:
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Already known for pitching products such as Nike, Chrysler, and Subway, I see even more lucrative endorsement opportunities for the most controversial player in pro football, Ndamukong Suh. The ad would go something like this… ‘I’m Mayhem. I’m 6’4”, 300+ pounds, and was the second overall pick in the 2010 National Football League Draft.’ ‘My aggressive play has gone over the line on numerous occasions to the point that Commissioner Roger Goodell sent me on a two-week vacation after stomping on an opponent on national television’ ‘So, I’m chillin’. I’m back in Portland, with my ride, a classic 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle, and my women.’ ‘It’s late on a Friday night, and we’re about to do some clubbing…’ ‘Wait, I see a parked taxi. RE-CALCULATING, SPEED UP – NOW!!!!!!!’ ‘SCREEEEEEEECH….’ If you have a cut-rate insurance company whose spokesman is Brian Orakpo, you might be paying for this yourself. It might not rank with the epic campaign Aaron Rodgers currently ha
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