Found November 29, 2011 on
Rumors and Rants:
Ohio State hired well-known Family Guy Peter Griffin Urban Meyer on Monday to coach its football team.
Less than a year ago, Meyer stepped down from his post at Florida to spend more time with his family. Apparently, that family is incredibly boring. Or maybe they smell funny.
Either way, coaching the Buckeyes gives Meyer an excellent opportunity to spend no more than two hours a day with them tops — and let’s face the facts, isn’t that the most time anyone wants to spend with the fam?
Of course, that is assuming that Meyer was telling the truth about his departure from Florida, and that coaching in the post-Tebow era had nothing to do with it. But I would never disbelieve the words of this man of honor. It’s not like he denied he was going to be Ohio State’s coach when it was initially reported last week.
“I have not been offered any job nor is there a deal in place,” he said last Wednesday.
See? Semantically speaking, that’s not a lie! There was no deal in...
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The Ohio State University has either stepped in a pot of gold, or stepped in the proverbial it.
There really seems to be no in-between in the hiring of Urban Meyer as the Buckeyes head coach.
That this hiring came together so soon after the Buckeyes loss in Michigan on Saturday ranks up there with the discovery of new moons around Jupiter. Only the monks on Mt. Athos were caught...
As a resident of Ohio and not a Buckeye fan, it's easy to get overloaded on Buckeye news.
On Monday when Urban Meyer replaced Jim Tressel (or Luke Fickell) as the OSU coach, the news was fed to us at a gluttonous pace.
My partner at Eye and Eer, Phil Shie, is the Ohio State half of our blog, and he couldn't get enough Urban news (and he still can't).
So it didn&...
Urban Meyer will officially take over the head coaching job at Ohio State, according to an ESPN report.
His agent, Trace Armstrong, reportedly made the news known Monday morning.
Meyer, who won two national titles at Florida and now works as an ESPN analyst, had been rumored to be ready to accept the job for most of the last week.
He had originally been scheduled to work the Ohio...
College football’s worst kept secret will soon become official: Urban Meyer will be the next coach at Ohio State. According to sources, Meyer will sign a $40 million deal to take over at a school that saw Jim Tressel get fired earlier in the year due to a tattoo parlor controversy.
Ohio State, even though they are paying top dollar, must be thrilled. Meyer has proven to be one...
Reports that began surfacing in earnest two weeks ago have been confirmed — Urban Meyer will become the permanent successor to Jim Tressel at Ohio State. The agent for the former Florida coach, Trace Armstrong, confirmed to ESPN.com that Meyer has accepted the job with the Buckeyes. The move comes three days after ESPN announced…
After a week's worth of flirting, heavy petting and sneaking around behind their parents back, Urban Meyer and Ohio State are now, finally a couple. I'm pretty sure they made it Facebook official and everything just moments ago.
But now with that, the fun part begins: How good will Urban Meyer be at Ohio State, and how long will it take to get them there...
On Monday, The Ohio State University formally introduced Urban Meyer as the 24th head coach of the school’s football team. The hiring of Meyer certainly swept in a general feeling of ecstasy among the Buckeye faithful. Just two days removed from the humiliating culmination of the season from hell, in the form of a bitter loss to hated rivals Michigan, fans of the scarlet and gray...
Urban Meyer, who won two national championships at Florida, has accepted the head coaching job at Ohio State.
The 46-year-old Ohio-born coach has long been rumored for the job, and the Washington Post confirmed that he accepted the job two days after the team lost to arch-rival Michigan for the first time in eight years. Meyer succeeds Luke Fickell, who coached the team on an interim...