When to draft Chad Johnson?

Today's difficult decision tackles the ever-increasing mystery that is Cincinnati Bengals' diva wide receiver Chad Johnson. When should you draft this fool? Johnson has had one of the crazier offseasons around. From racing thoroughbreds to demanding trades to standing tall but subsquently folding and everything in between, Ocho Cinco has made his point relatively, well, unclear: What exactly does he want? And what is he going to do when training camp starts? ... more ...