For sale for a mid-major coaching offer OBO
If you are in the market for a slightly used but still mechanically sound motorcycle that was really only driven on the weekends during extra-marital affairs that would eventually lead to you losing your multi-million dollar coaching job and becoming the butt of any number of motorcycle/sex jokes for a good month…then do I have a deal for you. The motorcycle that Bobby Petrino and Jessica Dorrell wrecked outside of Fayetteville can now be yours for a modest bid (current bid is $2,550) . The listing indicates that the bike is worth $16,000 but needs more than $18,000 in repairs (blonde girl in volleyball shorts sold separately). It also says that most of the damage is to the front end. Bobby Petrino concurs with that assessment.
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