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Now that Lance Armstrong has finally admitted to shooting himself up with illegal PEDs, we wanted to take the time to tell him to F*ck off! For the past decade or so, Lance has accomplished more than people do in an entire lifetime thanks largely because of his constant denials and bold-faced lies.
With that off our chest, we wanted to take the time to talk about some of the other athletes out there who think that they’re bigger than other players, and in cases like Armstrong’s, the sport itself.
So take a look at these athletes and see for yourself why nothing they do should ever surprise us anymore, thanks to their adoration for themselves and selfishness towards others.
The Mamba might be regarded as the best player in the world, but if you took a poll of people describing his personality, you wouldn’t be surprised to hear that the majority of folks can’t stand him.
Maybe it’s the fact he holds himself to a higher standard thanks to his success, or that he cares too...
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Lance Armstrong is prepared to admit (we think) that he took performance enhancing drugs during his days of dominating the Tour de France. Then today Canada’s CBC News reported the following bombshell which changes everything. Armstrong used… rugs? We know it is just the latest on tv typo but still it is funny to imagine Armstrong going to the local hardware store to pick up...
If you’re not first, you’re last T…
Shamed cyclist Lance Armstrong was stripped of his bronze medal from the 2000 Olympics because of doping. The International Olympic Committee sent a letter to Armstrong last night asking him to return the medal, just as it said it planned to do last month. Not saying Bronze isn’t great, but I doubt Lance will miss his third place finish...
Like any true sportsman (nod Lance Armstrong) you're out there trying to get an edge on your competition. First it was training with those Vibram five-fingered toe shoes but as comfortable and useful as they are it is impossible to walk around in them and not look a bit odd.
Thankfully, Vibram's former CEO has come up with a solution for us: Camel-toe shoes.
Lance Armstrong, former winner of seven Tour de France titles as well as the former owner of an Olympic bronze medal, finally admitted to using performance enhancing drugs in a televised interview with Oprah Winfrey on Thursday night.
When asked if he doped he said, quite simply:
“I am sitting here today to acknowledge that and to to say I’m sorry for that.”
Enough is enough. Why do people still give Lance Armstrong the time of day? Never has an athlete from a sport so irrelevant as cycling garnered so much attention and frankly, we’re sick of it.
So is @DrMcGillyCuddy: can’t f*ck with lance armstrong, if you gotta use steroids to ride a bike you’re a ***** *****.
What we saw today was totally different than what we saw back...
An independent panel preparing to investigate the International Cycling Union's links to Lance Armstrong is fighting back against the governing body's resistance to offer amnesty to potential witnesses.
The three-member panel says it will soon hold a public hearing in London to examine if ''truth and reconciliation'' should be offered to riders and officials...
Admitting he cheated was a start. Now, it's all about whether Lance Armstrong is ready to give details - lots of them - to clean up his sport.
Armstrong's much-awaited confession to Oprah Winfrey made for riveting television, but if the disgraced cyclist wants to take things further, it will involve several long days in meetings with anti-doping officials who have very specific...
UCI responds to the Lance Armstrong interview and confession
Pat McQuaid said: “Lance Armstrong’s decision finally to confront his past is an important step forward on the long road
to repairing the...
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- Here are WWE's dates for their next UK tour in November:
November 6: Belfast, Ireland
November 7: Dublin, Ireland
November 8: Brussels, Belgium
November 9: Birmingham, England
November 10: Cardiff, Wales
November 11: Manchester, England TV
November 12: Newcastle, England
November 13: Zurich, Switzerland
November 14: Roeun, France
November 15: Marseille, France
Before his abrupt U-turn in an interview this week with Oprah Winfrey, Lance Armstrong had, many times and in many forums, consistently denied that he used performance-enhancing drugs. Here is a sample of some of the cyclist's choicest comments on the subject before he finally admitted to doping:
''Luke's name is Armstrong and people know that name, and when...
He did it. He finally admitted it. Lance Armstrong doped.
He was light on the details and didn't name names. He mused that he might not have been caught if not for his comeback in 2009. And he was certain his ''fate was sealed'' when longtime friend, training partner and trusted lieutenant George Hincapie, who was along for the ride on all seven of Armstrong...
Time was better spent eating a homemade dinner* and watching the season premiere of Archer and college basketball than watching Lance Armstrong pathologically mouth the right words but show no remorse and engage in an absurd attempt at a semantics lesson. Apparently this interview needed a level-headed lawyer type like Nancy Grace.
It looks like we’re not going to hear from Manti...
Oprah Winfrey's interview with Lance Armstrong is more than an illustration of a hero athlete tumbling from the heights. It's also a pivotal moment for a famous media figure trying to climb the ladder back up.
Winfrey's OWN network is showing signs of life after a rocky start, and the Armstrong interview offered a chance for many more viewers to check it out. The former...
Sporting Kansas City CEO Rob Heineman says the loss of trust led the Major League Soccer team to sever ties with the cancer charity founded by Lance Armstrong.
Heineman also said Wednesday the ''tumultuous environment'' that developed before the cyclist admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs also played into the team's decision to change Livestrong Sporting...
What a wild, strange trip this week has been...Here Lance Armstrong, with a variety of illegal substances coursing through his veins, is desperately trying to catch Manti Te’o’s imaginary girlfriend, or running from Oprah, we aren't sure which... (Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)