Originally written on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 6/20/14

BATON ROUGE, LA - DECEMBER 08: Sir Elton John congratulates Anna Kournikova as Serena Williams looks on during a pro-celebrity mixed double at the 17th Annual World Team Tennis Smash Hits benefiting the Elton John AIDS Foundation and Baton Rouge area AIDS charities at the Pete Maravich Assembly Center on December 8, 2009 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. (Photo by Skip Bolen/Getty Images)

We’re still efforting the scenario at LAX on Friday when Anna Kournikova was photographed getting the handy treatment from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Was this a case of Kournikova refusing the full body scanner treatment or was she picked out by security for possibly transporting some WMDs back to Miami or wherever she was headed? Of course there is no special treatment during these tumultuous times.

Can we really be sure who’s trying to smuggle baggies of nose candy to Miami? No. Can we really be sure Anna Kournikova doesn’t have a shiv taped to her leg? No. We’re tired of these elite liberal idiots who think a former tennis model and Top 50 Most Googled Athlete in the World isn’t capable of shenanigans on an airplane.

We must protect this house.


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