You’ve heard the name Eva Amurri via her pole work on Californication and the name Susan Sarandon. Yeah, it’s her daughter. Anyway, Amurri last weekend married Fox MLS analyst Kyle Martino (13 career MLS goals). The two lovebirds are on their honeymoon and all Martino wanted to do yesterday was drink fruity drinks, admire his new wife’s insane rack in a bikini and watch soccer.
Instead he tweeted a pic of his wife watching the NFL.
No @FOXSoccer in our cabana!!!! Your killing me @FourSeasons, my whole brilliant plan has been foiled.
THANK U @toryburch for my wife @4EvaMartino‘s hot honeymoon bikinis. They go well with her Pina Coladas
This guy hit a marriage grand slam (she’s 26 & the rack is in the prime of its career) and he’s worrying about not having Fox Soccer in his cabana? Dude is pretty much like all of you reading this. Of course he wants to have the hot wife, but when it comes down to it on a lazy Sunday it’s time for sports and the hot chick there to ask questions.
Don’t tell my wife but I’m back in the room catching SEA vs RSL. A little honeymoon break for some @MLS action.
It’s about time we found a guy who actually ‘keeps it real’ instead of these ******* like Lamar Odom or Kris Humphries. In fact, just because of his awesomeness towards this honeymoon incident & how he handled it by sharing a photo of his wife’s ass – we’ve started following him on Twitter.
Kudos to Martino.
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