Jerry Sandusky Helped Paul McCartney Name His New Album

Kisses on the Bottom That’s not the title of an email Jerry Sandusky sent to one of his victims, that is the name of Paul McCartney’s new album. The last great Beatle has decided to call his upcoming album, “Kisses on the Bottom.” The 69-year-old legend has confirmed the title and says it was derived from the lyrics of “I’m Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter,” the song popularized by Fats Waller in 1935. Oh that Fats Waller song. I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter and make believe it came from you; I’m gonna write words oh so sweet. They’re gonna knock me off of my feet. A lot of kisses on the bottom, I’ll be glad I got ‘em.” I don’t care if you got the name from a song that Jesus was humming, it’s a bad, bad idea with all the man-boy love going around these days. Rhe album will be in stores next month,and is described as, “a deeply personal journey through c...