Sup betches. Kristina here. When Big Cat told me he was shutting down The Hot Glove my response was, Shut the f up you stupid betch! But then I felt bad and we made up and I decided I would do a farewell post so here goes nothing.
Did you guys see Jane Seymour at the Oscars??? EWWWWWWWW. Last I checked Jessica Rabbit wasn’t 90 years old. Get a life grandma.
Or how about Cameron Diaz. Nice Cape betch. I remember when I wore a cape, then my mom got a job. Seriously, welcome to fall 2011, you’re only 4 months late.
Hey Viola Davis, I like my thin mint boxes in the freezer not on the red carpet. LOLOLO
I didn’t know dressing like a big giant cloud was the new thing for 2012. Seriously missi. Baby Blue? More like Baby Eww.
Ok, on a more serious note now. Did people see Jessica Simpson’s preggers photo? How gorg does she look? Ugh, I’m so jelly of Jessica. I want to get pregnant and have twinsies so bad. Then my boobs will look super hot.
Alright betches I’m outie 500. If you miss me so much then check out my new website flabordrab.com, its hella cool.