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Taylor Momsen
I typed in high-class hooker and Taylor Momsen kept popping up. Everybody can hate prostitutes as much as they want, but at least they're trying to make a difference. Spain's high-class hookers (they call themselves escorts, I call a spade a spade) are refusing to have sex with bankers until they start opening up credit lines for families who are having financial woes. Might seem dumb until you realize that bankers were trying to lie about their profession just to get a whack at these ladies again. I bet when you woke up this morning you didn't think hookers would be trying to change the world.This is the almighty power of the vagina. Women like to claim that men hold the power but that's just another ploy to trick men because men are retarded. When an entire country makes news because bankers are panicking that they can't have sex with hookers, it goes to show that a woman's clown hole holds way more sway than previously thought. When high powered men c...
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