Found November 01, 2012 on The Money Shot:
Pictured: Mitt Romney conceding the third debate and the accompanying championship trophy to Obama. Gentlemen, we are almost there. The misery that comes with every election is almost over. These ********* politicians finally broke my spirit last week when I got a flier in the mail from the Democrats claiming that Mitt Romney hates NASCAR fans but loves NASCAR owners. It was the worst attempt at winning my vote ever. I mean, the central Ohio NASCAR fan is a crucial demographic and all, but at that point, I had seen enough. Now we don’t talk politics around here very often (and for good reason) but that is going to change today (since I did lots and lots of research on the candidates and ISSUES). Instead of Buke’s clearly biased debate breakdowns, today you get my FAIR AND BALANCED candidate assassinations*. *Note to anyone in the government reading this: I am not trying to assassinate either candidate. Please don’t send me to some terrorist camp. I’m a good boy. First things firs...
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