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He's a guy who makes tens of millions of dollars, and pules about paying his fair share of taxes, because he's a terrible human being and worse citizen.
He gets props for caring about his wife and kids, mostly because he displays his wife and kids in public.
He talks about heartbreak, and at age 43, how he doesn't have many more chances left.
Um, boo woo.
He's a professional athlete -- that is to say, a guy whose job consists of nothing more than what he can do with his body -- with man boobs. The only real disappointment of the weekend is that Philly Fan disappointed me by cheering for him, rather than Random British Guy (Justin Rose) who doesn't get a luck bolt from the heavens by holing out an iron.
So Micklewuss chokes yet again, with a terrible sand wedge play and itchy short game, then can't get it in the fairway on 18 to win. I'll say it; he was lucky to finish second.
And a special shout out to everyone who thought a short course couldn...
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This wasn't the way it was supposed to end, not on Phil Mickelson's birthday and not at Merion Golf Club, where history will record with little fanfare outside of England that Justin Rose won his first major championship.
When the rain began falling on the back nine Sunday after Mickelson pitched in for an eagle on the 10th hole to take the lead in the U.S. Open, you half...
ARDMORE, Pa. — A steady hand gave Justin Rose the shiny U.S. Open Trophy. A wild ride gave Phil Mickelson yet another silver medal.
Rose captured his first major championship on Sunday with remarkable calm and three pure shots on the punishing closing holes at Merion. A par on the 18th hole gave him an even-par 70, and that was good enough to become the first Englishman in 43...
Justin Rose is a worthy United States Open champion.
The 32-year-old Englishman is not only one of the sport's true gentlemen but arguably the best striker of a golf ball in the game.
To seal his breakthrough major, he needed to hit three clutch shots on the final two holes at Merion on Sunday, the most demanding finish to any course anywhere.
And who didn't feel for him...
(Ardmore PA) — On Sunday June 16 from Historic Merion Golf Club in Ardmore PA, the final round of the US Open took place, Phil Mickelson came into the lead with a -1 for the championship, in 2nd it was a 3 way tie with a score of Even between Hunter Mahan, Charl Schwartzel & Steve [...]
(Eds: With AP Photos.) By DOUG FERGUSON AP Golf Writer The U.S. Golf Association is not opposed to inflicting cruel and unusual punishment at its premier championship, so here's something it might want to consider.
Award the ''Phil Mickelson Medal'' to the runner-up in the U.S. Open.
There is precedent. The U.S. Open champion has received a gold medal ever since...
Justin Rose watched Phil Mickelson flounder Sunday and took the 2013 U.S. Open for himself. On Monday, he sat among newspapers celebrating his victory, the first major of his career.
Let’s just say Rose finished above the fold.
Double puns aside (and there were plenty of them, thanks to Rose’s wordplay-friendly name), Rose had a pretty good morning Monday as he looked over the...
Phil Mickelson has the lead after three rounds at the U.S. Open.
Justin Rose shot 1-over par and beat Phil Mickelson and Jason Day by two strokes to win the 2013 US Open at Merion Golf Club on Sunday for his first career major. After making a putt on the 18th hole to solidify his final round score of 70, the Englishman pointed to the sky and [...]
Imagine what Frank Capra could do with Sunday's broadcast of the 113th United States Open?
He'd have a nation in tears, kids cuddling their daddies tightly as dusk falls on Merion.
What a narrative: Phil Mickelson as a modern day Jimmy Stewart aw-shucking his way to a first and long-in-the-making National Open on his 43rd birthday, which also happens to be Father's...
Fan favorite Phil Mickelson put up a good fight but at the end of the day he fell short to Englishman Justin Rose who became the first Briton to win the U.S. Open in more than 40 years.
Phil Mickelson tees off on the eighth hole during the first round of the U.S. Open golf tournament at Merion Golf Club, Thursday, June 13, 2013, in Ardmore, Pa. (AP Photo/Julio Cortez)
This is your daily link roundup of our favorite sports posts on the web for June 17.
• Phil Mickelson, Hunter Mahan and the other losers of the...
Click on photo to see the many faces of the People’s Champion
We’ve been on Phil Mickelson all week so needless to say we are thrilled Phil was able to hang on and win the 2013 U.S. Open. Overall, it was a great tournament and a great way to celebrate Father’s Day. Congratulations to Phil Mickelson.
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