Originally posted on Losers Bracket  |  Last updated 4/15/13
Hey, this weekend I admittedly became a bigger Adam Scott fan than anything else, but you’ve got to love this Cabrera guy too.  Adam Scott probably gets more poontang than Tiger Woods could even imagine and I doubt Adam Scott pays a dime for a very high grade of limitless talent.  That is all the obvious stuff.  This Cabrera guy just lives life, he don’t give a **** what anyone thinks, he’s a freight train of life who never looks back.  Smoke, drink, eat ****** cheeseburgers and chimichangas with burritos on top.  They claim he’s 46, looks more like 56, but hey, what is the difference?  This guy is hardcore, and uninterested in advice or maybe what his ex-wife or doctors have to say.  I’m guessing his life expectancy is limited and I’m guessing Angel Cabrera don’t give a **** either.  Angel Cabrera is on top of the world.  Look at this pic of him and look at his new girlfriend Coki.  Either way, he suffers a major heart attack in the next three years…  He gets clogged arteries from a diet without limitations or he suffers a massive heart attack because Coki dominates him for 30-35 minutes three times per day right after he signs over the Cabrera fortune to her.  Don’t matter, he’s living like a rockstar and I respect the hell out of that.  Cabrera’s probably never been happier.  Hey, I love this guy so hopefully none of the dire consequences catch up to him.  I want him to play hard, live hard, and bang Coki and her friends even harder.  Here’s some goods on Coki, maybe if the ex-Mrs. Cabrera would have stopped ******** about Angel’s lifestyle and complaining he’s on the road too much, and whining that he smokes too much, and quit telling Angel she had a headache and maybe stole a few lessons from Coki…  Geez, why do athletes get married anyways?  Hmmm, millions on top of millions, access to anything under the sun, and more ass than even Peter North gets… (no Peter North is not a golfer) –CCWriter Click here to view the embedded video.
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