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2012 Brewers Sexual Innuendos

Found May 22, 2012 on Miller Park Drunk: Yardbarker Blogger Network
PLAYERS: Carlos Gomez,  Corey Hart,  Brooks Conrad,  Jonathan Lucroy,  Cesar Izturis,  Rollie Fingers,  Manny Parra
TEAMS: Milwaukee Brewers
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We got your innuendos right HEEEEERE!!! There's a lot to talk about in terms of the Milwaukee Brewers right now. Team savior Carlos Gomez is back after a short DL stint, Corey Hart got a start at first base, Brooks Conrad was sent back to Nashville (though we can't be entirely sure he was ever even promoted in the first place), Jonathan Lucroy match Cesar Izturis' lifeftime RBI total in one game, and the team remains mired in its prolonged slump. Really, I don't even know where to begin. So, instead, I'll add some updates to Miller Park Drunk's ever-growing list of Brewers sexual innuendos because that seems like more fun right now. Vince wrote a staggering 50 last year. Working with his solid foundation, I figured 20 or so should do the trick. So strap on your perv helmets (a strap-on ***** affixed to your forehead or a toupee made of pubic hair you found in the garbage) and enjoy our 2012 Brewers Sexual Innuendos. 1. I'm gonna Rollie Fingers up and down...
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