Originally posted on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 4/9/13

BRONX, NY - OCTOBER 19: Florida Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria watches from the seats as his team takes on the New York Yankees in game 2 of the Major League Baseball World Series on October 19, 2003 at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, New York. (Photo by Brian Bahr/Getty Images)
After the great purge of 2012, the Miami Marlins are sitting in the basemen in the NL East, with a brutal record of 1-6, tied for dead last in all of baseball with the Houston Astros, which is pretty pathetic considering the joke the Astros have become. Owner Jeffrey Loria is public enemy No.1 in Miami, and outside of Giancarlo Stanton, the team has no star power to speak of. Basically what few fans the team has left are in for a long and dreadful season. In basic terms, the Miami Marlins are ****. Don’t believe me? Then ask the vanity license plate pictured above, the one that reads “mierda” when you incorporate the Marlins logo. For you unilingual folks, mierda is Spanish for ****. Got to respect the cleverness it took to slip this one past the Florida DMV. [Deadspin] The post 2013 Miami Marlins summed up in one perfectly designed vanity license plate appeared first on Last Angry Fan.
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