Let's review what we learned tonight: Adam Wainwright is a horse. Ryan Ludwick is not slumping any more. Yadi left the game with a bruised knee, but this surprisingly led to a chain of events which resulted in everyone getting a free snowcone. Ryan Franklin still sucks. Joe Thurston really does suck, in a non-light-hearted, carefree internet sarcasm, ha ha chuckle chuckle wink wink nudge nudge kind of way. "Shrinking violet" refers to a shy person. They throw rolls at you in...