Found September 27, 2006 on Baseball Musings:
Bonus points for those playing the streaking Alou in the playoffs. With Alou on third, Ray Durham tried to steal 2B. Johnny Estrada tried to nail him there while a frisky Alou came home. It wasn't exactly the same as Carl Crawford's steal from third earlier in the season, but it will look the same in the boxscore. It was Alou's second stolen base of the season. Over the last 14 days, Moises Alou is hitting .386 with 5 HR, 7 Runs and 16 RBI. The man can still play when healthy.

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  • Harvey_Bars
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    • Kramer12
      Hilarious. Below are the surgeon general's warnings for drafting Moises Alou

      1 - Don't draft him in multiple leagues, no matter how cheap he is or how far he has slipped in the draft.
      2 - The moment he beomes day-to-day with an injury, you drop him from your roster. He's day-to-day with injuries like Gagne is.
      3 - If you have Moises Alou on your team, you better have a sufficient backup. If you're not carrying a backup, then you are going to lose your fantasy league. Don't blame it on Moises. If you asked him, he would tell you he's planning on blowing out his calf 2-3 times a seaon requiring 4-5 DL stints.
      4 - If you get angry when Moises Alou gets hurt, you either have an anger problem or you didn't read the first three rules.
      5 - Don't pee on your own hands. It won't make your fantasy team better.
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