Last updated: 9:20 PM8:31 PMLike most of you (I'm assuming), I awoke Sunday morning with an incredible headache and no memory of anything that happened during the previous 214 days. Did the U.S. go to war with Canada? Did they invent flying cars? Did Spielberg finally produce I, Ernie (the Rubin Brothers' much-hyped screenplay)? Was I published in the New York Times? Who can say?But today, in the throes of this amnesiac terror, I was hit by a comforting thought: no matter what crazy t...