Create-a-Caption: Chicago's Jermaine Dye loses his head

Is White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski(notes) taking this pro wrestling business a little too seriously? The Headless Horseman After being on the wrong end of a vanishing headlock on Wednesday night, teammate Jermaine Dye(notes) might certainly think so. So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read? Follow the jump for winners from Tuesday's C-a-C featuring an acrobatic Padre:Everth Cabrera's swan dive at short 1st — Greg M. "Everth Cabrera has a unique interpretation of the infield fly rule." 2nd — Fight For Ol' DC. "If I caught the ball it would have been a Web Gem, now its just a C-a-C." 3rd — blues_fan. "Apparently they award style points in Nicaraguan baseball." HM — Pepito. "I once caught a fish this big." HM — SpaceFlare. "When we heard that Everth Cabrera(notes) could fly around the bases, we didn't expect him to literally fly around the bases...