I'm back. (No thanks to AT&T) Did anyone miss me? I'm not going to bore you with the details. . .oh what the heck, I am.  My DSL modem/router decided to blow up on its one month birthday on Monday. After a long call to AT&T and tech support telling me to balance it on my knee and bark like a seal while rubbing my tummy and patting my head to see if that would make it work, it was concluded that the thing truly melted down and that it was bad and had to be replaced. W...