Found October 07, 2008 on Another Cubs Blog:
PLAYERS: Ryan Theriot
TEAMS: Chicago Cubs

POSITION SCORE SS 203 RF 132 Starting Pitcher 106 LH Power Bat 101 CF 90 1st Base 78 Relief Pitcher 59 LOOGY 54 Cubbie Fan NONSENSE 54 Bench 26 Scrap 23 Defense up the middle 20 hustle 16 innings 14 runs 12 Owners 11 rbi 10 guys who hit in the playoffs 10 postsesaon character 10 Fire Lou 10 Quit and Give up 10 Draft 8 Light Sox fans on fire 6 Kneecap Ryan Theriot 6 heart 4 solid defensive catcher 4 more savoring 3 finger tape 3 leadoff hitter with OBP of .349 or higher (unless rest of hitters are good, in which case it can be .339, but under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should it be .344) 2
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