The news that broke yesterday about David Ortiz being on "the list" of 104 players who tested positive for steroids has me in a funk. I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can only wait for the rest of the story and hope that there is something that will make this better. The only thing I've found to make the waiting tolerable is a steady intake of Schlitz and an occasional Jagermeister to cleanse the palate.When Ortiz was in the midst of his horrendous slump, I had this to say:...