May I remind you, Mr. Sosa, that I'm the one asking the questions here. Some believe there are an infinite number of of parallel universes, which means there’s one whole universe where I titled this post “Looking back on Sen. Schilling’s first term” and another universe that is exactly the same in every regard except that I titled this post “Mr. T ate my balls.” Then there;s another universe where I misspelled “Mr. T.” And so on; infinity’s just that freakin’ big. So thanks to some of my friends down the street at MIT, I was able to visit the parallel universe where Curt Schilling runs for and win Ted Kennedy’s vacated Senate seat. (In our own universe, I suspect this will...