Red Sox Have Hot Fans

See, like I needed another reason to hate the Red Sox. The Boston Herald is reporting a website SexySoxGirls is asking female Boston fans to post soft-core pornographic pictures of themselves in Red Sox gear. Which is fine, other than wondering what the hell soft corn porn is? From what I know, it usually envolves big knockers that make me wanna rape the stuffed animals I have here in my parents basement.

However, going off these pictures, I'm assuming soft core porn is the porn that doesn't make you hard. If I wanted to see this much sex, I'd just turn on the Disney channel.

I mean really…

* Bad Face

* Fake who-ha's

* Belly piercing with required overweight buldging belly

Yea…sounds like every girl I nailed in college. Well, cept these girls are kinda pale…with freckles…and say "Ghey".

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8 Comments On: "Red Sox Have Hot Fans"

 
where is this girls "bulging belly"??? she is way cute, but then again, I am not a guy, and don't like girls really....

where is this girls "bulging belly"??? she is way cute, but then again, I am not a guy, and don't like girls really....

Impossible standards are not hot. Especially from someone who doesn't have thier own picture up.

u call this hot eh?

Wow, Bill Simmons has put on the pounds.

whos bill simmons???

That was not the picture I was expecting when I clicked on this post...

I culd have told you that the hottest girls follow the Red Sox. They always show up at the opposing stadiums dressed to kill. It's just part of being from Beantown. Nice post.

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