Ryan Dempster Teenage Mutant Ninja Cubbie
Dempster says he wants to be a ninja. Apparently, that's his idea of humor. I'd say keep your day job, Ryan, but when your 2006 record is 1-9 with a 4.9 ERA, a sense of humor is probably your best option. And why aim for Mariano Rivera when you can fill the hole left by Richard Jeni? (Too soon?)
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