Ryan Dempster Teenage Mutant Ninja Cubbie

Dempster says he wants to be a ninja. Apparently, that's his idea of humor. I'd say keep your day job, Ryan, but when your 2006 record is 1-9 with a 4.9 ERA, a sense of humor is probably your best option. And why aim for Mariano Rivera when you can fill the hole left by Richard Jeni? (Too soon?)

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Too soon. Anyway, I find Dempster hilarious. Maybe he's not, like, a witty guy, but you have to admit his EXISTENCE is pretty funny.

Too Soon.
usually, Its tragedy plus seven days....(on a major tragedy)
three days (semi major)
one day ( if your dog dies)
Priceless Richard Jeni


Things like 911 etc.........never
Richard was a very close friend and collegue
its just not funny.....we lost a soul that
live as one of the signatures of the comedy
boom generation. Let's let him rest.

Not to down, Jeni but he wasn't a big star. It's not right to make fun of the dead, period. I wanted to kill some guy the other day for putting Darrent Williams name in a bad joke. It's possible to me that Dempster is funnier than you.

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