Sounds Uncomfortable

Found March 22, 2008 on The Off-Color Commentator:

Sounds Uncomfortable

TEAMS: Houston Astros

"It stings me like a fissure in my ass."--Maury Ballstein, Balls Models"I have a fissure in my ass."--Kaz Matsui, Houston Astros

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