Wait, Who Was Jason Kendall Talking About?

The long list of baseball code words added another entry last night when Brewers catcher Jason Kendall repeatedly, wantonly and vindictively began referring to Pirates pitching coach Joe Kerrigan as "Dave Kerwin," or possibly "Dave Kurwin" or "Dave Kirwan." I mean, of all the no-good rotten things to call a baseball lifer in the heat of battle. Who needs "mutha$&%^ing ^#*$#&*" when you can just make up a fake name that sounds like that of a high school biology teacher from Topeka? Anyhow, in this particular game, there was a melee, and Kerrigan was one of the restrainers while Kendall was one of the restrainees, and words were exchanged, and the next thing you know, Kendall was speaking in tongues. "It was fine until Dave Kerwin," Kendall said, referring to Kerrigan. Kendall continued to call Kerrigan by that incorrect name -- seemingly on purpose -- even after being promptly corrected. "I can take a lot, but I&#...