Why Do Athletes Always Get the Hot Ones?

A few days ago we asked if JC's lady friend is not only Miss DC 2007 but also the NFL's finest QB wife/GF. Turns out that, well, she is.

It also turns out that he's not the only professional athlete in this area dating a Miss DC...

John Patterson's Fiancee

6 Comments On: "Why Do Athletes Always Get the Hot Ones?"

 
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/someone queue Pink Floyd

I guess if you're hot you have to be a gold-digger too. Sorry all you poor guys out there...no pretty ladies for you.

But are they smarter than Miss Teen South Carolina?

No, but guys don't really like to hear girls talk anyways so it must be a bonus when they are dumb! Pretty AND stupid = awesome.

Since my fastball tops out at 58 MPH, I regret not learning how to play the guitar when I was three years old and leveraging that around women. My current job isn't nearly as appealing to the opposite sex as QB or SP.

Time Tebows girl blows this anorexic bimbo out of the water

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