Found August 24, 2012 on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught:
Just because Michael Pineda is 65 pounds overweight, and just because he likes to get drunk every night while working out, doesn't mean he is not worth the king's ransom in kind and in salary we dealt for him.He is, my sources say, the most interesting overnight guest in the Palm County jail.A great joke teller.                                           Perhaps this tells us he'll be a great locker room presence.                                           Hank and Hal can pay him $18 million per year to do the laundry.
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