Originally posted on Monkey with a Halo  |  Last updated 5/7/12

ANAHEIM, CA - JUNE 29: Manager Mike Scioscia #14 of the Anaheim Angels looks on during batting practice before the game against the Los Angeles Dodgers on June 29, 2002 at Edison Field in Anaheim, California. The Angels shutout the Dodgers 7-0. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
EDITOR'S NOTE: The following post is a piece of satire, submitted from special guest writer known only as "Angry Mike" Scioscia, a parody of the real Mike Scioscia, so, you know, don't sue us.  You can follow Angry Mike Scioscia on Twitter at @Scioscialism.  This post contains a fair amount of profanity, so please be aware of that before proceeding.  I'm tired of writing disclaimers.  Just read it, it is very funny. Here we go, *********. The Skipper. On record. Let’s talk about it. I guess the question on everyone’s mind is: “Gee skip, why are we such hot ******* garbage so far this year?” That’s a great question, stupid, and it will form the basis of this short essay onpoorly played baseball. Firstly, let me consider the possible reasons for our recent ineptitude insofar as winning baseball games is concerned. Then grant me your charity as I select what I believe to be the likeliest candidate among the reasons posited. Finally, allow me to avail myself of your understanding as ...
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