Originally posted on Mets Merized Online  |  Last updated 9/17/13
I read this funny parody from Mike Kerwick of The Record about a week ago and intended to post about it on MMO, but completely spaced and forgot about it. I just came across it again as I was looking through my favorites folder and I got another laugh out of it. I think you will too.  :-) Location: Manager’s office, Tradition Field, Port St. Lucie, Fla. Date: Feb. 11, 2013 Terry Collins is sitting at his desk, thumbing through scouting reports. He hears a knock, looks up and goes pale. A shadowy figure enters. He claims he is from the future. “Cripes!” Collins says. “I’ve got some bad news,” the figure tells him. “It’s about Matt Harvey.” “What? Does he take a step back? Does he struggle during Year 2?” “No, actually, he carves up the National League with his fastball. He starts the All-Star Game at Citi Field. He becomes one of the most dominant pitchers in baseball.” “So what’s the …” “In August, he tears a ligament in his elbow. He misses the rest of 2013, and will prob
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