Originally written on Sports Mockery  |  Last updated 7/22/14
Posted to Good Guys Wear BlackA blogger has tried to get into the mind of AJ Pierzynski, and what he may be thinking at the moment. Some of the highlights: ” On the very first day I showed up at spring training, a couple goons pulled me aside, explained that I parked in a spot reserved for Ortiz’s son’s minibike, and whipped me with a chain.” ” I figured it was some sort of hazing thing, like my first day with the White Sox when they told me that holding Scott Podsednik’s balls in the shower was part of my job description.” “And if I have to see Napoli shotgun another canned ham… well, let’s just say it’ll be too soon.” Everyone knows Pierzynski isn’t the greatest locker room guy. You either love him or you hate him. At this point of his career, he pretty much has earned the right to act how he wants in the clubhouse, too. Two days before AJ was DFA’d, I was in Boston. I had turned on their postgame show, and the two hosts were pretty much saying they couldn’t believe he was still around, and that he had to go. Sure enough, they got their wish. I’m sure the real AJ isn’t thinking NEARLY as much as the author of this mock letter is, but I’m sure if he were asked about it, he wouldn’t hold back, either. Can’t imagine he’s going to get a lot of requests for autographs once he retires. 278 total views, 278 views today
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